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Part XII COMING SOON! - 2023 Halloween Horror Serial.

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Happy Halloween 2023! Since 2012, I have been keeping this tradition up and I love it. I doubt six people have read this thing in its entirety, but it is one of my favorite stories. If you don't know what I'm talking about, ever year around Halloween, I put up a new chapter of my serial   La Saveur de la Vie ( or: The Flavour of Life), a sensual vampire blood-bath ripe for the season. Some chapters  are shorter, some are longer, they all end precisely where they must. The story revolves around an angry young Vampire with unusual power named Annette, her sexy French sire Sebastian, and the villainous vampire neurosurgeon Dr. Matwau,  who wants her mutated brain for study and dissection. To add a splash of utter monstrousness, an ancient Roman vampire goddess named Zosimus has heard the urgent call of Annette's blood and woken from her tomb to roam the earth once again.  Sound good? It is. This is a good book, but admittedly a strange book, I've done surface edits over th

Dans le Vif du Sujet

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Part XI  of Samuel Blondahl's  La Saveur de la vie. is now LIVE Dans le Vif du Sujet 2022 Halloween special. What a journey this has been. Since 2012, I have been writing a novel one chapter a year, exclusively in October. I now have a 41,000 word feature length book going into the late game. Chapter XI brings us to the edge of the story's climax, with more sex and gore than ever. This work is unlike anything else I have written or am writing, it is pure, unchained monstrousness, and I love it. I hope you will too. Happy Halloween.  click HERE to read

To all the goth kids

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  I update this site little more than once a year, and I know little of who may care. I am not doing this for clicks however, I am an artist painting a very large canvass under most unusual conditions. I am doing this because I am quite mad. On some distant horizon, this forgotten blog will be a book, and I will not let it slip, not this year, or the next, or ever, until it is simply, done. So with that in mind, my beloved reader, prepare. September is upon us, and that means Spirit Halloweens the world over are popping up. With the season of the pumpkin dawning, my mind grows wicked, my teeth grow long, and my heart fills with visions of sweet, violent Annette.  La Saveur De La Vie, Part XI  2022 Halloween Special Coming Soon Click here to begin the journey into darkness with Chapter I.

Part IX Les Morts Lubriques

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  Part IX of  La Saveur de la Vie,  Les Morts Lubriques is now live.  La Saveur de la Vie  is a serial horror novel, written in chapters every October starting in 2012.  I forbid myself to write a single word of this story outside of the Halloween season. It is, and always will be, a free Halloween special exclusive to this blog.  Reader be warned, this story has graphic sex and violence, my vampires have teeth. Happy reading, and as always, Happy Halloween! 

La Saveur de la vie 2020

 It has been a full year since I posted here, but yes I am still alive, and yes, I am updating  La Saveur de la vie  at its regular annual time. That's right, before Halloween 2020 (the scariest year in living memory), a new chapter of Annette's tale will be posted.  Beginning in 2012, this story is a full length novel written and delivered one chapter a year for Halloween. Stay creepy my darkling readers. And happy Halloween.

Shameless self promotion

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I'm still not making the kind of bank I need to. I mostly blame you. You clearly aren't buying enough books, I shouldn't need to do this, I should be selling a hundred copies a month. It's patently ridiculous that I should have to stoop to sales. Yech. But here we are. Click the links below, or the cover art to BUY  MY BOOKS and please review them on Amazon and Goodreads, reviews from users like you matter more than you know, and I would love to hear what you think. Happy New Year! My latest book, an anthology of science fiction and adventure stories is available  HERE And the Anahita Chronicles are, as ever, available  HERE  (Book I), HERE  (Book II), and HERE  (Book III) respectively. 

Part VI ~ Le Monstre se Réveille

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! It's live! Click HERE for  La Saveur de la vie ~  Part VI ~  Le Monstre se Réveille (Don't worry, it's not in French, just the chapter titles)   Running from 2012 to 2017, and into the future,  La Saveur de la vie  is an ongoing Halloween special novel project. Every year in October, as the seasons change, I write and release one chapter or section of the story here on my blog.  Be advised, this is a horror story, and it is not family friendly. My vampires have teeth. 

One Big Happy Graveyard's new location

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My new web comic One Big Happy Graveyard has a new home! Please visit  http://onebighappygraveyard.blogspot.ca/ All issues are now available on that site, and more will be posted in the future.  Please enjoy irresponsibly!

The Anahita Chronicles

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The Anahita Chronicles are now officially re-released and available on Amazon in paperback and kindle! Make sure you get the new edition sold by Amazon and myself, direct links are below, just click on the header or cover for paperback, kindle is listed underneath! These editions are self published and contain new, cleaner editing and better formatting than was previously available. The cover art is self designed and produced, with more attractive title layouts than previous editions. The story content remains unaltered, but the book is vastly improved with the new edit. I hope you enjoy and review freely. Thank you for reading! BOOK I BOOK II BOOK III BOOK I - KINDLE BOOK II - KINDLE BOOK III - KINDLE BOOK I SYNOPSIS The crew of the new star ship Mercury prepare for a short journey to Mars, both to test a miraculous new engine, and to serve in an assistance capacity to the first landing team to set foot on the red planet.  Sabotage and mutiny stra

Release Announcement

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HOMO SUPERIOR And Collected Works Is now available Click HERE to purchase on the Create-Space store And click HERE to find it directly on Amazon An eclectic collection of novellas and short fiction from Samuel Blondahl, author of The Anahita Chronicles.  Includes the novellas:: HOMO SUPERIOR THE DARK FOREVER NOBODY'S HERO The screenplay:: THE MARTIAN MURDERS And the short stories: Dirge of the Hummingbird Prince The Golden Peacock of Dambulla Devil's Lantern The Paper Forest Un Opera Per Miranda Homo Superior is an adventure love story that begins with the creation of universe and ends in the apocalypse. This is a journey into the depths of Hades and onto the heights of Olympus. The Dark Forever is a chilling deep space horror story inspired by The Lord of the Flies and Alien. Nobody's Hero is a fun, fast paced, everyman turned superhero story. The Martian Murders is a classic Science Fiction screenpl

I'm baaaaack..

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Salutations. I am Samuel Blondahl, author, artist, certifiable madman, and recently, film-maker. I have taken down my old blog and here you find yourself on my brand spanking new blog. If you are unfamiliar with my work, I write books! Mostly Science Fiction, but I wander. My published work is  The Anahita Chronicles. The Anahita Chronicles are available now on Amazon.com  A re-release is planned for next April, the covers shown below are not yet available. I have several as yet unpublished manuscripts that I hope will be available before long, in the genres of science fiction, detective fiction, and fantasy. The covers above are my artwork. I attended art school, focused on digital painting and 3D modelling, both art forms are blended for these covers (They may not be final designs). If you would like to see some more of my artwork, please head on over to my official website at :  www.blondahl.ca    If you are a returning visitor, you may be glad to know